The scene: An upscale hotel bar in Washington DC. Classical music plays softly in the background as politicians and lobbyists mingle. Sherlock Holmes stands by the window, observing the Capitol Building in the distance, while Watson returns from the bar with two drinks.
Watson: (placing a whiskey in front of Sherlock) I still don't understand why we had to come all the way to Washington. I had patients scheduled, Sherlock.
Holmes: (without turning from the window) The game, Watson. The game is always afoot, even when the players don't realize they're playing.
Watson: What game are we talking about exactly?
Holmes: (turning dramatically) The most fascinating game of all. Political chicken.
Watson: (sighs) Right. Of course. And what's that when it's at home?
Holmes: (taking a sip of whiskey) Look around you, Watson. What do you see?
Watson: (glancing around) Politicians, lobbyists, the usual DC crowd. Some looking rather pleased with themselves, others quite stressed.
Holmes: Yes, but look closer. The Secretary of the Treasury has had three meetings today, evident from the coffee stains on his cuff. The Federal Reserve Chair hasn't slept in 36 hours—note the eye twitching and the second button of her blouse misaligned. And that group of senators by the fireplace? They're discussing recession probabilities.
Watson: A recession? That's hardly something anyone would want.
Holmes: (with a knowing smile) Oh, but it is, Watson. Under certain, very specific conditions.
Watson: That's absurd. Politicians want growth, prosperity—things that get them reelected.
Holmes: (leaning forward) Imagine you're playing chess, Watson. Sometimes you sacrifice a pawn to position your knight more advantageously. And sometimes you don’t have to worry about reelection.
Watson: (frowning) Are you saying politicians might actually... tolerate a recession?
Holmes: (excitedly) Better! They might strategically allow one. Recession engineering with tariffs for trade disruption, supply chain shocks, and tariff retaliation as a freebie. Think of it as a Nash equilibrium problem.
Watson: A what?
Holmes: Game theory, Watson! When multiple players are making decisions simultaneously, sometimes accepting short-term pain can be the optimal strategy if it leads to long-term gain.
Watson: (skeptically) So politicians might actually want a mild recession?
Holmes: "Want" is a strong word. "Tolerate for strategic advantage" is more accurate. Consider the narrative potential: "I took the tough decisions necessary to right-size an overheated economy." Or: "I heroically managed an inevitable crisis." It's all about signaling and narrative control.
Watson: (considering) I suppose there could be some policy leverage in that. A crisis does make it easier to push through reforms that would be difficult during prosperous times.
Holmes: (pointing at Watson) Exactly! The politician positions themselves as the leader who took bold action during a crisis, shifting blame for the downturn away from their own policies.
Watson: But surely the risks are enormous. Voters hate recessions.
Holmes: (pacing now) Of course they do, which is what makes it such a delicate game. If the recession is too deep or the recovery too slow, electoral backlash is inevitable. Unemployment rises, consumer confidence plummets, approval ratings tank.
Watson: (nodding) Not to mention global impacts. Economies are all interconnected now.
Holmes: (excitedly) Yes! The spillover effects! What starts as a controlled domestic correction could spiral into international contagion. That's where the "chicken" game becomes truly dangerous.
Watson: So this is all theoretical, right? No politician would actually admit to such a strategy.
Holmes: (with a knowing smirk) Oh, but they have, Watson. Just listen to what they say about "necessary corrections" and "tough medicine." They're telling you exactly what they're doing, just in terms that sound noble rather than calculated.
Watson: (leaning back) It's a bit like medicine, isn't it? Sometimes we prescribe treatments that cause short-term discomfort to prevent a more serious condition.
Holmes: (pointing at Watson enthusiastically) An apt analogy! Politicians are gambling that voters will remember the cure rather than the pain. A small dose of recession to avoid the terminal diagnosis of depression.
Watson: But how can they be sure they can control it? Economic systems are incredibly complex.
Holmes: (finishing his drink) That, my dear Watson, is precisely what makes it such a high-stakes game. They can't be sure. They're making probability calculations based on imperfect information.
Watson: (shaking his head) It's madness.
Holmes: (eyes gleaming) No, Watson. It's politics. The ultimate game of chess where the pawns think they're kings, the kings masquerade as knights, and everyone pretends they're not playing at all.
Watson: (noticing a thick binder on a nearby table) What's that document they keep referencing? Project something?
Holmes: (lowering his voice) Ah, you've spotted it. Project 2025. A rather ambitious blueprint for restructuring the federal government. Over 900 pages of proposed changes to executive branch agencies, regulations, and policies.
Watson: (surprised) That sounds... extensive.
Holmes: (picking up the binder and flipping through it) It's nothing short of a complete governmental transformation, Watson. Drafted by the Heritage Foundation and various conservative policy groups. The economic disruption of a recession creates the perfect opportunity to implement such sweeping changes.
Watson: How so?
Holmes: (pointing to specific pages) Look here. Proposals to dramatically reshape federal agencies, reduce regulations across multiple sectors, restructure the civil service system, shift power from career bureaucrats to political appointees. During economic stability, such radical changes would face enormous resistance. But during a crisis? (snaps the binder shut) People become far more accepting of dramatic solutions.
Watson: So the recession becomes the justification.
Holmes: (nodding) "Never let a good crisis go to waste" – a principle well understood in these halls. A recession provides cover to dismantle regulatory frameworks under the guise of "reducing barriers to growth." It allows for significant budget cuts framed as "necessary fiscal discipline." And it creates public appetite for dramatic action when people are economically vulnerable.
Watson: (concerned) That's rather calculating.
Holmes: (gesturing to a group of officials huddled in the corner) Observe those gentlemen from Treasury and Commerce. They're discussing how implementation of controlled demolition would be significantly easier during economic distress. The plan includes major shifts in environmental regulations, labor policy, healthcare restructuring, and educational reforms.
Watson: But surely people would see through that?
Holmes: (with a knowing smile) Fear is a powerful motivator, Watson. When people fear for their economic future, they become more willing to accept dramatic changes they wouldn't otherwise consider. The psychological principle is well-documented.
Watson: (shaking his head) It's all rather... Machiavellian.
Holmes: (straightening his coat) Indeed. A temporary recession in exchange for a permanent restructuring of government power and policy. Quite the bargain, if you're the one holding the cards. (glancing toward the Capitol building) The true game being played isn't about managing economic cycles, Watson. It's about using those cycles to fundamentally reshape the rules of governance itself.